This weekend I adventured to the suburbs of the suburbs for a wedding. Who doesn’t love a good wedding? The bride was beautiful, the decorations were on point, and there was an open bar, need I say more? I’m just going to make a little bulleted list of weekend wedding memories [twitter style].
- The bride and groom met each other when they were in second grade, but didn’t actually start dating until they were in college #preshtodeath
- The officiant’s breathing was SUPER distracting & very Darth Vaderish #lukeIamyourfather
- This wedding marks my first-ever run in with an open bar #REGRETS
- The party favors were as Midwest as can be #caramelandcheesepopcorn
- The DJ never played my song request! #foreverbitter