Stage 1: Disbelief
Holy sh*t someone actually called me back for a job interview. Pinch me, pinch me! I must be dreaming.
Stage 2: Ridiculously Excited
YAYAYAYAY I’m going in, I’m gunna own this, I AM A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL.
Stage 3: Panic Panic Panic
Oh my god, I have to talk to people about the things I’ve done and experienced?! But what if they don’t like me?! What if I trip on my way to the interview room?! What if I accidentally swear?!
During the Interview
Stage 4: Rockstar Extrovert
Wowwww talking about myself is actually super easy. I’m so awesome. Listen to all my cool stories and gaze in amazement at my glory!
Stage 5: Exhaustion
1 hour down, 1 hour to go. This is so exhausting. I don’t know if I can keep up my rockstar extrovert personality for much longer.
Stage 6: Relief
I’ve done it! Go me! Also, the interviewers were so nice & personable. I can do anything! The world is my f*cking oyster.
Stage 7: Desperation Station
HIREEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE!!!! I LOVEEEEEEEE YOU!!!!
Best of luck to my fellow interviewees.