1. You basically have to jog to keep up with them
Say hello to a nice jog every time the two of you go out for an afternoon stroll. Regardless of how many times you remind them that you were blessed with legs like a corgi, they will never remember to slow down.
2. Holding hands is kinda hard. Along with slow dancing, hugging, and kisses.
Tippy tippy toes, or bending down to you, the thing is someone will always be compromising ideal comfort in this situation. Also, get ready to lose your ability to breathe easily as you are smothered against their chest.
3. No mirror will ever be good for both of you
A mirror that’s good for him will only reach the top of your forehead, and a mirror that works for you will only cover his torso. I guess the only way to settle that one is a good ol’ fashioned battle of the sexes (is that like a dual or something? I’m not completely sure on that front).